OMGASP 

Basically, a combination of the two internet terms "omg", meing "Oh meh gawd!" and, well, GASP! If you need an explanation of the word GASP!, piss off that one dark guy at your school, preferably if he's goth. MAKE SURE HE IS NOT A POSER OR AN EMO, FOR THEY ARE LARKS AND ARE MADE OF PHAIL. Make fun of him so much that he either gets so angry he attempts to kills you OR he threatens you and leaves. At a good chance, you'll walk home and find that all of your family members have been killed, with their gutts and blood spread accross your dingy, small little apartment. This is truely a moment to GASP!, or even OMGASP!

(Side effects of this may include you becoming emo. If so, jump into the nearest pile of acid you can find. This may not cure it, but it sure as hell is fun to watch.)

RandomAnalSausage1297: OMGASP, U R LIEK SUCH AN ASS! -block-

OMGASP by FlareTH February 4, 2007

OMgasm 

An American comedy short about sex and yoga. Actress/dancer Alexandra Fulton starred in her directorial debut film which runs about 5 minutes and 37 seconds. It premiered at the Cannes Film Festival in France at the Short Film Corner on May 21th, 2008.

Fulton plays Daisy, a skeptical woman who slides into a colorful erotic fantasy about her handsome yoga teacher David, played by Adam Pena.

The name blends "Om," the most sacred symbol in the Hindu, Jain, Buddhist and Discordian religions, with the word "orgasm." It's also a reference to tantric sex.

Man, watching OMgasm gave me an Omgasm!

OMgasm by Miley Spears January 19, 2009

Omgasm 

Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Mission. Using jakes, random acts of weirdness, completely unexpected actions and bizarre practical jokes to blow minds. A holy Discordian mission.

Includes Abbygasm, Bookgasm, Colbertgasm, Erister Egg Hunt or EggGASM, Litgasm, Mileygasm, and more including Gasm Gasm.

Also what a Discordian American Princess has when she successfully completes such a mission and climaxes.

Oh My Goddess! I just Jaked our principal and OMG OMG OMG OMGASM!

Omgasm by Lord Tolstoy January 20, 2009

OMGspeak 

The language retards use when extremely frustrated, surprised, or just all the time. Involves many OMGs and exclamation marks.

Regular Person: I liked the sequel better.

OMGspeaker: ZOMGZ!!!!!! fuk yuo ur porly retartedf yo gay n0b0!!!!!!!!!!! sutf froveer ,stuiped asshol!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

Regular person: ...What?

or

OMGspeaker 1: dud, i got all teh bets ponr vdoies fro rfee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGspeaker 2: tahts gai, i gto moer tnah tose wat u gay im pro at pnor, fga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Regular kid: Guys, school's been out for like 3 hours. Are you just gonna sit there and play Runescape all day?

OMGspeaker 1: stfu, afgg!!!!!!! rNuescaep is teh best!!!!!!!! OMF!!!!!!!!

OMGspeak is for retards and sarcastic persons only.

OMGspeak by Speeps September 7, 2010

omgash

similar to oh my gosh,
mainly used by teenage girls that try to be unique in vocabulary.

girl 1: i accidentally drank my nail polish.

girl 2: omgash girl, that stuff is only meant for sniffing smh.

omgash by ominouspink May 13, 2020

Orgaspm 

The feeling you get and/or the sound you make when you've just found out something truly awesome.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear that Sacha Baron Cohen is gonna play Freddie Mercury in a movie?
Guy 2: *Orgaspm*

Orgaspm by Diego Chinchilla October 22, 2010

omgasm 

An omgasm is when someone goes OMGOGMOGMOMGOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGM on the Internet. Commonly used by retarded 8th graders who think they know how to use the Internet, but really just found a keyboard on the ground and started hitting it.

OGMOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOMG SHUT UP LOL

omgasm by Alex Wilson August 24, 2005