OLDPD 

Stands for Obsessive Lost Desert Plot Disorder (aka Obsessive Latest Darn Plot Disorder). A plot group on Neopets. Found on the current plot board on the neoboards. They've been around since the Lost Desert Plot (LDP). They have a lot of regulars who come to the OLDPD boards every day and chat, and a lot of lurkers. They have intro posts, which are helpful and during a plot list the current steps. They have boardmakers, for when a current board "explodes" (Has over 500 posts). I think this is unnecessary, they should just let the person who tops the 23rd or 24th page create it. I lurk alot there, never posting, and I personally think some of the boardmakers are a bit snobbish. Or they used to be nice, and then became snobby since they somehow got on the boardmakers list. -_- They are crazy about rules, and get mad if someone "interrupts" the intro posts. I personally find this stupid, unless it was a spammer. Once, I saw someone interrupting the intro posts because they needed help with the plot. A boardmaker told them to go find help elsewhere just because they interrupted their precious intro posts. Some of the boardmakers are nice, though. Some used to be active and friendly until they became a boardmaker, but now all they do is lurk and post good things that happened to them while browsing the site and expect everyone to congratulate them. -_-
OLDPDers also hate the mention of guilds, even if it's in passing, for some reason.
Most of the time OLDPD is fun, I've come to know everyone because of my frequent lurking, but i have yet to post there.

Someone who needs help: *Posts between intro posts* Can someone help me with the plot?

Boardmaker on OLDPD: NO! Go away! *slaps* Why did you interrupt the Intro Posts? Can't you read the first post?!!Now the world is coming to an end!

OLDPD by Not Telling. December 24, 2008

OLDPD 

Stands for Obsessive Lost Desert Plot Disorder (aka Obsessive Latest Darn Plot Disorder). A plot group on Neopets. Found on the current plot board on the neoboards. They've been around since the Lost Desert Plot (LDP). They have a lot of regulars who come to the OLDPD boards every day and chat, and a lot of lurkers. They have intro posts, which are helpful and during a plot list the current steps. They have boardmakers, for when a current board "explodes" (Has over 500 posts). I think this is unnecessary, they should just let the person who tops the 23rd or 24th page create it. I lurk alot there, never posting, and I personally think some of the boardmakers are a bit snobbish. Or they used to be nice, and then became snobby since they somehow got on the boardmakers list. -_- They are crazy about rules, and get mad if someone "interrupts" the intro posts. I personally find this stupid, unless it was a spammer. Once, I saw someone interrupting the intro posts because they needed help with the plot. A boardmaker told them to go find help elsewhere just because they interrupted their precious intro posts. Some of the boardmakers are nice, though. Some used to be active and friendly until they became a boardmaker, but now all they do is lurk and post good things that happened to them while browsing the site and expect everyone to congratulate them. -_-
OLDPDers also hate the mention of guilds, even if it's in passing, for some reason.
Most of the time OLDPD is fun, I've come to know everyone because of my frequent lurking, but i have yet to post there.

Someone who needs help: *Posts between intro posts* Can someone help me with the plot?

Boardmaker on OLDPD: NO! Go away! *slaps* Why did you interrupt the Intro Posts? Can't you read the first post?!!Now the world is coming to an end!

OLDPD by Not Telling... April 22, 2007

Olded

Verb. When a message board user posts a reply or creates a thread that contains dated material and the other users scold said user for posting old material, the posting user is said to have been olded off the message board.

Noob user posts a link to long cat. Message board posters olded him off the board. i.e.
Poster1: OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poster2: this is the newest video evar
Poster3: omg old

Olded by H0ffmaster May 21, 2011

Olddigger 

A male that pursues, engages and dates rich, old ladies in order to enhance his lifesyle. By pretending to be attracted to and interested in them publicly while being paraded around her circle of hags, he benefits from fine-dining, parties, concerts, plays, drives her luxury auto, lives in her big home, plus he gets gifts, toys and pocket money.
Opposite of the female Goldigger.

Look at Fabio, what an Olddigger; has he no dignity? Can you imagine having to dust the cobwebs off of that old box and do her just to get some perks?

Olddigger by jaacee December 12, 2006

oldpeoplefuck 

n. someone who is redonkulously slow and lazy, as old people fucking.

Alex - "Damnit Andy! You move like old people fuck!"

Sam - "Yeah, he's an oldpeoplefuck"

Andy - "What? Where am I?"

oldpeoplefuck by king$bloint$420$$$$$$$ September 26, 2008

OldPort 

Its when you take what tobacco is left out of discarded "Newport" cigarette butts, roll them into a zigzag-add a used Newport filter....well-ahh you have yourself an OldPort! Courtesy of Jason

Whats that ya got there a NewPort?
Nah, its an OldPort, why you wanna drag??
Ahh yea, no, I think I'll pass....

OldPort by Jayare a.k.a. goo1z November 22, 2011

Oldpeoplesville 

A place that has an overabundance of people that are of the "Senior Citizen" persuasion. Usually in a grocery store or other such place on a Senior Discount day, or on the weekend, when they or their family are off work.

That store was Oldpeoplesville today.

Oldpeoplesville by Royal Mercenary of Queen Victoria June 21, 2005