When you get out your Roomba ( obviously full battery ). Chug a full bottle of Nyquil; strip down ( obviously ) and proceed to shit on it. Next, open your apartment door and turn your Roomba on. You will then assume the sumo position and follow it to its destination. While this is going on YOU will be masturbating. The goal is to come in front of the Roomba before you pass out. If the Roomba arrives and stalls out in front of another tenants door; chances are they will let you in simply due to shock in the position you're in. Force yourself in and continue. The goal is to cum before the police arrive or you pass out.
I was trying to recover from Covid; and took a bunch of Nyquil. Ended up doing the usual Nyquil Shitsquat.
Woke up in the neighbors apartment covered in shit and cum again...guess I did the Ol' Nyquil Shitsquat....haha.
Akin to robotripping, NyQuilshuffling is the abuse of the cold medicine NyQuil in order to become intoxicated. Vaguely described in the song by They Might Be Giants, AKA Driver.
John: Dude, is Bob over there Robotripping?
Steve: No, he's NyQuilshuffling. You should probably confiscate his car keys.
What happens when you take a regular, adult-sized dose of Ny-Quil, pass out into the obligatory coma and dream about hamsters the size of cattle chasing you through Disney World's "Magic Kingdom" until you fall down, they strip you naked and tie your shoes.
"Last night I was so sick. I took some Ny-Quil. Next thing I know, the "Where's the Beef" lady from the old 80's Wendy's commercials was lubed-up and riding me like a mechanical bull in a strip bar. It was like Ny-Quil on Elm Street"!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"