Numpion 

Someone who does something impressive, although the impressiveness of their action is matched equally or by greater levels of stupidity.

What a Numpion!

Numpion by Grom Webtroll April 1, 2017

Numping 

a kind of dance done to attract attention ,first seen in Wigan,England done by the original Numper Sir David Edwards OBE, as he spoke or rather sang in Tongues as he worked himself up into a sexual frenzy brought on by the sight of nubile young boys skinny dipping in the local canal or Cut as they say in the lanky dialect spoken by pit men and mill workers as they danced up pit brew in there clogs

......that cunt is Numping again! arses will be wreaked by midnight!

Numping by No80dy.66uk October 11, 2019

numping 

To rub male to male or female to female bottoms together, generally involving olive oil.

reverse spoon numping, numping sponge, numping frottage,spoof numping, oily bottom numping

numping by Bill4b August 28, 2006

Head numping 

When you nibble on the tip of the penis

I love head numping my buddy Frank

Head numping by Franks friend January 16, 2022

numpiness

When you cut off the circulation to your male genitalia, so that you lose feeling in it. ( = numb penis)

I sat on the John too long, now I've got a bad case of numpiness.

numpiness by Handleswatermusic November 1, 2017

Numping 

The act of grazing around in the grass aimlessly with your face down, ignoring all reality other than your own self-interests in the nomadic lifestyle of a wild brisket. Numpers often show no interest in other life forms, as it has been pondered by many that numpers are not from the world and quite possibly be higher forms of intelligence posing as simple terrestrial beasts.

That dog was just numping around in the grass during the party, he didnt even look up when the other dogs came out.

Numping by dangsway October 28, 2020