Noonen 

It is a person born with a congenital heart defect, this in turn causes a loss in blood pressure lowering the size on an erect penis and also causing stupidity by making the brain malfunction.

"Oi Noonen, your mum does bears!"

Noonen by Kemikal October 16, 2003

noonee 

A girl who is dear to you

She's such a noonee

noonee by Dexte05 March 29, 2017

dank nooner 

Popping a wheelie on a motorcycle or dirt bike. Dank nooners are typically wheelies that are at balance point.

My friend popped a dank nooner today down the highway.

dank nooner by ScoobyS August 20, 2020

fat nooner

A term for popping a wheelie, usually on a motorcycle, and usually performed by a motobro. Not as dank as a fat ass nooner.

I'll be rippin fat nooners all over town soon as I get my gixxer

fat nooner by Nig downtown J-dubya February 6, 2017

Flubber Noogen 

A Swedish spice that can be used for any kind of cooking

Don't put too much Flubber Noogen in the soup or else it will taste bad.

Flubber Noogen by The Original Kweej December 1, 2016

Tuesday nooner 

When you text your significant other and state that you want to put their vagina in your mouth

Hey Heather, it’s Tuesday . You know what that means? Time for your Tuesday nooner.

Tuesday nooner by The nooner knows February 7, 2021

mega dank nooner 

When you do such a dank whoolie on your motorcycle that the front tire point straight up hence “nooner”

Kyle - “I busted a mega dank nooner right by that cop and as soon as he lit me up I dropped a gear and dusted his ass”

Tod - “sure dude, now can you finish your work you’re still on the clock”

mega dank nooner by Professional squid September 24, 2020