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the new star of brazilian football.
Equally skilled than their compatriots Ronaldinho and Ronaldo, Neymar plays for FC Barcelona in Spain. This call to become the next great player from Brazil in the 2014 World Cup. Regates improbable, shots are accurate and genius Neymar cover letter!
If Messi and towards the front of Barcelona was dangerous, now with the arrival of Neymar, the team is shaping up much more powerful on offense!
Neymar by yoyobanton September 18, 2013
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A handsome and very sexy male football who is amazing at what he does. All the ladies want him and all the swim team want him. He is incredibly good looking and a professional at rolling on the ground for no reason.
Neymar is great at swimming! He is a professional.
Neymar by AhUnknownPerson November 20, 2018
(verb) To fall down in an exaggerated manner. The fall need not result from any physical contact. Whether or not it resulted from physical contact, the fall is usually followed by excessive rolling and writhing.
I know that you just earned our team a free kick, but everytime you neymar it makes me want to puke.
A Neymar is a land dolphin. It can be seen in its natural habitat diving in the 18 yard box, trying to draw a penalty for Messi.
Neymar is such a dolphin im surprised he does not live in a pool.
Neymar by Ronaldo Ubhi June 14, 2014
get the medic over here his ankles are broken

neymar pls dont break my ankles
neymar by kassk April 5, 2017
when your child has a tantrum in front of all your guests. Being a crybaby. Acting out in public and blowing it out of proportion
The child cried for hours acting like a real Neymar. When his scrape wasn’t even a big deal
Neymar by Nator July 2, 2018
Neymar is an effective and safe way to fall.
As the pickup truck came to a slow stop, he jumped out and Neymared.
Neymar by The Original Korra July 8, 2018