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n.

1. A strange, tangly mess that never looks presentable. It's favorite pastime is to annoy me and to look like a creature from beyond.
2. A thing on my head that requires constant grooming and attention, and straightening
1. Bob: Hey Susie. You look nice today.
Susie: Oh, thanks. I'd look even better if my hair was behaving.
2. Teenage Drama Queen: I hate my hair! It's so ugly, and never straightens the right way *tear*
My Hair by erinoh2010 May 18, 2010
Wow, Mary Poppins, that word is my hair?!?!?‽
My Hair by qeedisawatermelon March 25, 2025

my hair's on fire 

A phrase to say when you're overwhelmed with work, stressed, on a strict deadline, etc.
A way to express being extremely busy or to convey a sense of urgency.
"Yes, I need that information now, we're on deadline here and my hair's on fire"
my hair's on fire by Justwrite80 October 29, 2015

My hair is a bird 

Tom: You're a bad friend.

Nicolas: My hair is a bird.

Tom: Nevermind. My argument is invalid.

my hair is going home

When a sista's usually straightened hair begins to get curlly and/or kinky.
Girl! What is up with your head?? I know.... I haven't had time to get to the salon.... uuggghh.... my hair is going home!!
my hair is going home by Debnhim November 8, 2018

My Hair is Perfect

Perceiving oneself as being without flaw, elite, above the fray, on top of the world; a feeling of unbridled confidence; gleaming with self-confidence.
Bill: I just crushed it at work, and now I'm about to go have a personal record at the disc golf course. My hair is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Barry: Oh, it definitely is.
My Hair is Perfect by jbarryd March 6, 2020