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The term 'Moobi' is used when there is no other word to describe the level of noob a person holds.

Despite common belief, this term does note solely apply to the alias of 'noob'. It can fit a number of other purposes where the writer sees fit.

Another common use of the term 'Moobi' might be someone who has slagged of two other sites before joining them to admin, trying to gain some sort of status (within who they believe to be the 'cool kids'), and then bitching and whining while trying to re-write their word censor system, without any prior coding knowledge.

One other common use is someone who has respectively learned to code to a good standard, gained a high reputation on a internet forum and misinterpreted his reputation for thinking he is better than other people, thus becoming a hybrid of the cool kids and an asshole.
Yawn: hurf de durf *codezzzzzzzz* *bad trolling* im aweeeeesome
Rickske5: omg yawn <3 buttsecks me NAO omg!
Yawn: *buttsecks*
Rickske5: does it change teh md5?!
Yawn: RAAAAGGGGEEEEEE
...
General population: You guys are such moobies.
Moobi by Rickske5 December 18, 2009
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Mobile Game Ads

Mobile Game Ads are ads that you get for mobile games that have a stupid ass caption on the top that sounds like a fucking youtube title for an Ali A video and gameplay of someone sucking ass at that game. No mobile game ad goes without that format, or else it is not considered an ad.
"These fucking mobile game ads are making me want to rot in hell. They don't even make sense. Fuck this shit."
-smashes phone-
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Mobile sperm bank 

An individual who is a bit of a whore and addicted to semen often confused with a cum slut. They tend to be used as a sperm receptacle especially in a dogging session
You can see Dion must of walked by, he leaves a trail like a snail from his ass.... It’s because he is a mobile sperm bank... Must be filled to the brim again.. .

mombitch 

moms that are pms-ed ALL the time and make up reasons to yell at their kids since they have no other ppl to berate. usually divorced and/or working at high-stress jobs. kid basically becomes a burden to them, STILL, they won't let the dad have the kid b/c of their stupid arrogant pride. these bitches will get pissed off just seeing their kid's face (especially w/ a report card). just think: endure until you finish high school. then leave and never come back, leave a note "bye forever you stupid verbal-abuse bitch. i will definitely not miss you. im crying with happiness. you probably are too, you selfish loud tard." don't confuse these with the "teach-moms" that actually explain why they yell.
If you're a "mombitch", you're probably reading this comment over your kid's shoulder and will proceed to yell at them and force them to promise to take care of you. yep, that confirms you. you're 100% mombitch. if you now proceed to beat your kid, just so you know, you're going to hell.
a persian name for girls which apparently means clear to understand or something tooo bright that brightens everything else.but that doesnt really matter.mobina is a person with long black hair which is likely to be quite curly.her smile and black eyes can easily paralyze so watchout! DO NOT stare at her eyes for more than 3 seconds or you will face the might of the goddess of beauty!
anyway shes the most beatiful and attractive girl ever.most will find her absolutely lovely and sweet which is not surprising.thats how a godess should be!
youd wish to meet a mobina in your life.
-jeez who is that sweetheart?
+shes mobina man.dont you know anything?
Mobina by Titanlord August 17, 2018

Egg Mobile 

The egg Mobile also known as the Subaru imprezza (2012-17 model) is well, going to leave you disappointed. With a Flat-4 engine don't expect to arrive at your destination any time soon and with the typical driver being an absolute fuckin egg good luck even getting in this car. To get permission to get in the Egg Mobile you must have the following ( vape, a badge and some sort of importance to this person) but remember to book 2 weeks before hand as everyone is crawling to get into this stinker of a car. Interior and safety on this car is relatively decent but who gives a shit about those. When driving the imprezza expected to get no pussy and all your mates laughing at your shit ass engine. with poor parking skills all drivers will wanna clock your head into the pavement. The sound system doesn't get any better, expect the volume to only be at 16 and tik tok music playing making it an absolute dead ride. For the rating of this car safety 4/5 boosting 0.5/5 and vibs 1/5.On the p plate scale this car gets a 5.5/15 falling in the catagory of a well below average car something you dont wanna buy
"who the fuck stole my parking spot" said Tim "O that was the Egg Mobile" said norman
"oi can i get a lift in the egg mobile, o wait i could probably walk faster than that car" said nickos
"did you see the driver of that car, what a coon" said Babatunde
"who's cooking scrambled eggs, o wait its the egg mobile" said mongouse

"Do you need some salt with that Egg Mobile" said zia boom
Egg Mobile by smailliw nehs June 26, 2020

Mobile sperm bank 

An individual who really loves semen. Usually used as a cum receptacle in a dogging session. Their methodology is don’t waste a drop..
Hey Dion must of just walked by again, he leaves a trail like a snail out of his ass.. That guy is a mobile sperm bank, think he received too many deposits and is full to the brim...