Monkey Fur 

Carpeting often found on the inside walls of boats, mast, etc.

The mast is covered in monkey fur.

Monkey Fur by Sailor Amour October 4, 2010

fur monkey 

The crap that sticks to the pizza or food item when dropped on a dirty floor wet side down.

Oh shit! since I ate that pizza off the floor, I have fur monkeys caught in my throat.

fur monkey by lil miss mopar May 13, 2006

Monkey Furr 

Slang for hydroponic marijuana.

Hey bro, lets toke up on some of that magical monkey furr...braaaaaaaaahahaah!!!

Monkey Furr by bret. August 14, 2008

MonkeyBurrito 

When a monkey is in a burrito, is the burrito and also not in the burrito at the same time. An elusive creature that also goes by "Arthur" and "Tom." No one knows where it came from but it's cute as heck.

Yo, have you seen MonkeyBurrito? I heard he's making a Taco Bell in Minecraft.

MonkeyBurrito by monkeyburrito November 1, 2020

MonkeyFart Fucker 

one who continues to fuck the monkey after the queafing begins

i am a MonkeyFart Fucker

MonkeyFart Fucker by ezkumezgo June 8, 2009

monkeyfuck 

Lighting a cigarette from an already lit bud

Hey baby, bring that cigarette closer over here so we can monkeyfuck

monkeyfuck by Bungalow Bill March 4, 2003

Monkeyfart 

A general insult that more or less means a little shit disturber or someone who ruins the mood/ kills the fun.

What, we're not going to the mall tommorow? Don't be such a monkeyfart.

Monkeyfart by Andrew Maxwell October 31, 2003