Monkey Blast 

When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.

That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!

Monkey Blast by sks4540 March 21, 2020

Monkey Nut Blast 

When you nut inside her and its over powered

Oh Shit; I just Monkey Nut blasted all over!

Monkey Nut Blast by Jokeynutblast December 13, 2016

Cock Monkey Bastard

1. term used to express to someone you think they play with themselves more than a cock monkey. (phallocentric)
2.n.person who constantly pisses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.
You can also use CMB for short.

1. You're a cock monkey bastard!
2. That guy's such a fucken cock monkey bastard. I should beat his ass.

Cock Monkey Bastard by ClaytonMoore March 12, 2003

monkey bastard in a cage 

When you are physically or emotionally backed into a corner

Person 1: Man! How are you ?

Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage

monkey bastard in a cage by Monkeybastards January 20, 2023

monkey blaster 

When you stick your finger in somebody’s ass then immediately stick it into your ass.

“I heard that Jenny gave Craig a monkey blaster last night after the party!”

monkey blaster by jtown030 May 18, 2024

Monke bastard 

A synonym for Cdawgva a twitch streamer who loves showing his amazing amounts of simp nature to another streamer called ironmouse

Demarcus the 111:I wanna fuck monke bastard
Johonny jomstar:same

Monke bastard by Stevethe_Cat March 21, 2022

Blasting fudge monkeys 

Shitting dark chocolate turds

I knew the man was in the bathroom blasting fudge monkeys down the toilet

Blasting fudge monkeys by Abbien0rmal September 11, 2016