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molusting 

When freshly bared skin reveals one or several disgusting moles.
Usually Sarah is hot, but when we go to the beach she is a little molusting.

Joe: Hey, so did you hook up with that chick last night?
Dave: Yeah, when she took off her shirt I was a little molusted, but I turned off the lights and ploughed anyways.

Victoria turned away in molust when Phil took off his shirt to work on his tan.
molusting by Jacob4564 February 8, 2010

Deer Mounting 

Going around during Christmas time and taking people's light up deer and putting them in odd, funny sexual positions. The ones with the moving heads are real fun
duuude lets go deer mounting my neighbors just got a herd of them!
Deer Mounting by ziggyzos December 16, 2008

Mousing Around 

Verb: the act of fucking in Disneyland park grounds. (Can be extended to any Disney theme parks ie: Disney Sea, Disney World)
Example 1.
Girl: OMG there are so many people lined up outside the disabled toilets now.

Guy: Hahaha holy shit there is one in a hospital bed.

Girl: How did I let you convince me to even begin mousing around with me.

Guy: Doors open better run!

Example 2.
Guy: Come on babe let's mouse around.

Girl: OMG no!

Guy: I can take you to the happiest place on earth...
Mousing Around by tin_tinandcrew December 12, 2017

mounting everest 

Having sex with a large fat woman.
Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"

moisting 

This is such good porn i am moisting
moisting by JuiceInACup September 27, 2015

moasting 

A verb signifying the combination of moaning and boasting, often employed by celebrities.
This morning, Lord Melbury moasted "Poor me, I have to attend a three hour awards ceremony to accept a lifetime achievement award!" Jim commented that all this moasting was beginning to get on his nerves.
moasting by Fabio Albertin February 15, 2009