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moltazam 

A nice girl that sometimes vanishes during convos and stays up all night to talk with you. Very funny.
moltazam by Potatosim6274 May 28, 2018
slang - describes a paperweight, tosser, shithead, stupid moron,retractor, indecisive prick, soft, merkin, gutless wonder, asshat , and anything relating to the above...
"i'm having a moltzen of a day"... "a shit of a day outside, was sposed to be sunny, looks like the weathers doing a moltzen" etc etc etc etc.....
moltzen by t666 November 3, 2011

Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator 

The Name is pretty descriptive already lol

but if you need to know...........

The Glocinaryputlocinary reacted to a high pressure change thanks to the gigaboltimatio (specifically the Moltozypollio part) creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator. This is a very dangerous event and can only be avoided by the immediate use of the nearest Plyoxinatiator which will cool down the gigaboltimatio before it becomes too radioactive and blows up all of earth, the milky way, The 99th galaxy of the orizonish belt, including the sub-0-N-triplanets in the Multicravosculor region of the 56th Trion, despite their natural defense from the Axiltoniyontian generator in their cores that deters radiation.

Phew, i can breath now!
OH NO!

There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down

Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change 

The Name is pretty descriptive already lol
OH NO!

There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down
cs go prodigy next major winner :)
That moltzi guy is kinda cracked
moltzi by cracked in the ass April 26, 2021
CSGO pro next major winner.
You've heard of moltzi?

Yes, he is cracked!
moltzi by MT000 April 28, 2021