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masterbeard 

To stimulate or stroke beard hair growing on one's face for personal pleasure.
I can't wait to get home tonight, smoke a joint, throw on Dawson's Creek season 2 and masterbeard until I fall asleep.
masterbeard by Master Beardo October 21, 2010
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masterbearding 

1: The accomplishment of a beard that is not only large but perfectly maintained and styled

2: Stroking you're beard in public, When it is unacceptable to do the same with you're penis
Masterbation wont make you're palms hairy, But masterbearding might.
masterbearding by Beard Fa'ce November 8, 2013

Masterbearding 

The act of stroking one’s beard lasciviously
My teenage daughter and I felt extremely uncomfortable when the driver of the car parked next to ours stared at us while masterbearding.