Milkboi
Get the Milkboi mug.
Milkboarding
Milkboarding is a less common form of torture in which milk is poured over the face of an immobilized captive, thus causing the individual to experience the sensation of drowning. Milkboarding can cause extreme pain, dry drowning, damage to lungs, and several symptoms related to lack of oxygen. Symptoms can also include bad breath lasting several weeks or even months, as a result of milk decomposing in the lungs.
Milkboarding is being used in parts of the fitness industry (the strong parts) as punishment for spreading stupidity.
Traditionally, whole milk is used for the torture. In rare cases, whole milk with added cream is used. The added cream increases the amount of fat in the milk, resulting in a higher level of oxygen restriction.
Although milkboarding has several similarities to waterboarding, the use of milkboarding is mainly for punishment, not as means to retrieve information.
Milkboarding is being used in parts of the fitness industry (the strong parts) as punishment for spreading stupidity.
Traditionally, whole milk is used for the torture. In rare cases, whole milk with added cream is used. The added cream increases the amount of fat in the milk, resulting in a higher level of oxygen restriction.
Although milkboarding has several similarities to waterboarding, the use of milkboarding is mainly for punishment, not as means to retrieve information.
"If that skinny vegan keeps saying meat is unhealthy, I'm gonna f**king milkboard him."
"That lazy fatass stopped badmouthing squatting after he was milkboarded."
"Gym Rule: Curling in the squat-rack is punished by milkboarding until consciousness is lost."
"That lazy fatass stopped badmouthing squatting after he was milkboarded."
"Gym Rule: Curling in the squat-rack is punished by milkboarding until consciousness is lost."
Milkboarding by Melkemannen September 4, 2012
Related Words
Rusty Milkbox Ukulele
The opposite of the Rusty Trombone, in which the recipient is female. Basically, the male (or female) licks the receiving girls asshole while fingering her.
Man, she gave me a Rusty Trombone so I had to return the favor. I spun that bitch around, got down on my knees and gave her a Rusty Milkbox Ukulele.
Rusty Milkbox Ukulele by noxymann April 20, 2009
milkbone
To thrust the penis between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face. can be used as a noun or a verb. (explanation for the sex-impaired: breasts contain milk, and you bone them, hence the term "milkbone")
Hey Angi, i would really like to give that large breasted lady a milkbone.
Tom really enjoys milkboning his wife, who i am told has relatively large breasts.
Tom really enjoys milkboning his wife, who i am told has relatively large breasts.
milkbone by ricky mixx February 13, 2013
Milkbox Mission
"Dude sent us on a milkbox mission; we never found what we needed."
"If you're trying to get your dick wet, I'm a milkbox mission."
"If you're trying to get your dick wet, I'm a milkbox mission."
Milkbox Mission by Laci Jones January 21, 2009
Milkboy
A condescending insult with no particular meaning meant to confuse the victim. Can also be used the same way as Mama's boy.
Milkboy by FearTheDane December 4, 2020