McMurtry 

The McMurtry family is a big bunch of rednecks and hillbillies. They like to fish, brink beer, and a lot of their bottom lips are filled with chewing tobacco.

Mama's don't let your babies grow up and date a McMurtry

McMurtry by Itsjustasmartperson September 13, 2020

McMurtry College 

The ninth residential college of Rice University (or tenth if you are only counting dormitories). McMurtry has a plethora of punted pandas, a war conch, and the ownership of the University's finest pizza oven and a majority share of West Servery.

What is that loud conch and yelling about? / Oh it's just McMurtry College being INTENSE.

McMurtry College by Murt2521 April 14, 2011

McMurtry'd 

Using pumpkin innards as personal lube.

John "What did you and Sarah do last night?"
Timmy "We went to see a movie and and later found out we were out of regular lube so we McMurtry'd instead"

John "Nice."

McMurtry'd by Not Everything Is A Dildo June 3, 2019

McMurtry College 

The best college at Rice University by far. Our building pwns, as does our food. MUUURT!

McMurtry! What? McMurtry! Fuck yeah! McMurtry College FTW.

McMurtry College by Murt14 April 12, 2011

Tommy McMurtry 

A deeply homophobic/ transphobic bigoted man. May or may not be sexually attracted to pumpkins.

"I'm not saying that Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, I'm just saying that we don't really know"

Tommy McMurtry by InsectUncle June 2, 2019

Pastor McMurtry 

Tommy McMurtry (Who may or may not be associated with Pumpkins, Pumpkin Bread or Pumpkin Eater - who ALSO may or may not enjoy being Pumpkin MilkShaked, and who has been rumored to be Pumpkin Positive) is a pastor for Liberty Baptist Church, a traditional Baptist Church located in Rock Falls, Illinois; which holds deeply homophobic and bigoted ideals. Whether or not Tommy McMurtry IS sexually attracted to pumpkins is unknown, but it is highly speculated.

Jim - “Pastor Tommy McMurtry? I heard that guy is sexually attracted to pumpkins.”
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”

Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.

Pastor McMurtry by pumpkin daddy / warealpha June 1, 2019

tommy mcmurtry 

This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.

Friend 1: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”

Friend 2: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”

tommy mcmurtry by Too_Lazy_to_Make_a_Name June 2, 2019