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Martinique 

While frequently thought to refer to an island in the eastern Caribbean, Martinique can also refer to that special type of lady in one's life whose kick-assedness, sexiness, and sense of humor put all other women to shame. She is a molotov cocktail of verve and elan, with just a hint of swagger. She is also reputed to be a tiger in the sack.
Man 1: You see that supersexyfly girl over there?

Man 2: She's totally Martinique.
Martinique by Dr. Octogynecologist February 3, 2010
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Martinique 

\ˌmär-tə-ˈnēk\
Geographical location. An island in the eastern Carribbean sea which is part of France, which is part of the European Union. French is its official language, though Antillean Creole is commonly spoken as well.
I think I'll vacation in Martinique this winter, because I have a lot of disposable income and a desire to travel to exotic locations!
Martinique by midwestcoast February 4, 2010

Martinique 

Martinique, a small island in the Caribbean held a flag redesign in early January of 2023. All of the flags were terrible.

A Martinique is a group of absolute tragedies.
“Bro, my sister’s dance recital was a total Martinique…”
Martinique by SP22222222 January 18, 2023

Martinize 

He was running from the police so they had to Martinize him.
Martinize by H. Yellow August 29, 2013

martinius 

Usually, the most amazing persons goes by the name.
You will never meet a Martinius who is uninteresting.
Martinius is awesome.
martinius by Mvid April 23, 2018

Marlanique 

A complex issue that leaves no room to argue.
The lawyer marlaniqued opposing counsel in the murder trial.
Marlanique by Kmarine0120 January 6, 2017

marnique 

A very bright and unique person who, has a kind heart..
Marnique is Nice and Unique
marnique by Marnique February 11, 2018