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MALLETICIAN 

A person from any walk of life who is gripped by sudden insatiable urges to pound the ground with a wooden, rubber, copper or rawhide mallet. They can sometimes be seen by the side of the road banging away frantically. If you think any of your friends may be a malletician, try checking under their car seat for some kind of mallet.
Found this 'Thor' mallet in Millie's make-up bag. i'm worried she might be a bit of a malletician....
MALLETICIAN by Chuckeroon October 30, 2003
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moretician 

A funeral-home director whom they call in when there's an uptick in da number of folks who are kickin' da bucket.
If a MOREtician deals with LARGER-than-usual numbers of deceased humans, and a LESStician studies FEWER cases than da norm, what would we call an undertaker with just an ordinary "workload"? An "AVERAGEtician"???
moretician by QuacksO August 22, 2025