Mansolation 

Mansolation describes the situation in which a relatively large group of people get together, and unexpectedly that group is all girls apart from 1 man. This man then experiences a feeling of gender-related social isolation and feels extremely uncomfortable.

Man says to girlfriend, "you told me I wouldn't be the only man here!"
Girlfriend, "Sorry, I really didn't know this would happen!"
Man says, "Not cool. This is total mansolation!"
Man texts man friend, "I feel like a pimp".

Mansolation by Disco_L December 13, 2009

manstration

When a man is going through his monthlies

"You are a bitch right now - are you on your manstration?"

manstration by Jeremy W September 25, 2005

mansulation 

Slang for excessive body hair on a man. Can also be used in reference to a full beard.

"Figured I could use some mansulation this winter," said Jon, stroking his beard.

mansulation by GzBz October 13, 2011

Manovation 

When men innovate to bring the pleasures of being a man to everyday tasks that are otherwise boring.

Manovation: Jack Daniels BBQ scented soap, the beerfridge next to the crapper...

Manovation by h4b4n3r0 June 13, 2013

mannovation 

A simple, logical, and very practical solution to a problem thought up by a man; a man's innovation. A man uses something simple to accomplish a task or solve a problem. The mannovation takes place usually when a guy needs to do something, but does not want to put forth much effort to do so so he looks for something simple but efective.

EX #1: You want to spread butter on your toast, but all you have is a fork. A knife is a good walk away, and you're already comfortable. But you mannovate and flip the fork and use the handle as a spreading knife. Wipe handle with napkin (or shirt)if necessary. A mannovation just took place.

EX#2:A hot chick in your dorm makes a cake. The cake is done, and wants to share it. Problem is, no one has a knife on hand, so she tasks you with cutting the cake. Sure you could run to your room and get a knife, but thats all the way down the hall. Whip out your driver's license, and bam! Not quite a knife, but cakes cut easy so it gets the job done just fine. If bitching about the cleanliness of the card occurs, rub it on her shirt.

mannovation by Ryan Hoover October 9, 2006

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

Kyle: Dude just shut up already, you're annoying the hell out of me.

Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?

manstration by Ima Crazy Bitch August 15, 2009

mansation 

A verbal conversation taking place between 2 or more heterosexual men. Normally taking place prior to a time of slumber. ANY topic can be spoken about between members of the group. The contents of a mansation may not be brought up to other individuals that did not participate in the mansation.

Sam, Jory, and Nolan had a mansation for the record books last night.

or

Jory: What did you think about the vag we were talking about in our mansation last night?
Sam: That shit was epic.

Nolan: Wait what vag were you talking about?
Jory: Don't worry about it.

mansation by midnightexpress October 21, 2009