Man Carrot Share definition Flag Noun.Said to one who acts like a douchebag in a certain situation.Synonym for "u dick" "your hair looks ugly today" "ugh you're such a MAN CARROT!" Man Carrot by AshleeMalfoy October 23, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Man Carrot mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch