Maico

A sweet, sometime caring person who acts like a jackass but deep down cares. Makes the most jokes around his friends but is the main person that’s hurting. Can talk to girls but can’t talk to that one girl that he likes. Will have his eye on one girl for a very long time, takes sports seriously, and hates school, fun to be around when you get around him.

Maico can be annoying at times but you have to love him.
Omg Maico is so bipolar!

Maico by Devora May 31, 2019

Maico

Largely considered the best European motocross machines of the 1970s and early '80s. Early Maicos were a lot like missiles: they went really fast, turned really well, then blew up. Many of the big names in motocross were Maico fans, including Gaylon Mosier and Bob Hannah, who rode for Kawasaki and Yamaha, respectively. Maico never had any money so all their good riders got sucked up by the Japanese, and they didn't have enough cash to bribe Dirtbike Magazine into giving them a good review like the POS Honda 125 always got. In 1981, the Maico 490 was so good that it still puts up a damn good fight against 21st century hardware. Sabotage from inside the company led to bankrupcy.

Maico Freak: Check it out, 1979 250 Magnum II.

Other Rider: Maico Breako? Fuck that shit, you'll probably crack a pipe before you get to the first turn.

*after race*

Other Rider: So, what year Maico was that, again?

Maico by Eagle Driver March 15, 2009

Cho Maico 

Slang ingendro called MigueMigue uses to call upon his dear friend.

Cho maico, get me a coffee

Cho Maico by yomumm_ October 7, 2020

macob jetts

The action of failing miserably and describes a person who can never get what they desire. *cough* Brigitte *cough* This action may succeed at certain points but usually never occurs. Pulling this action may cause severe misfortune to the person commencing the verb and those around them.

Boi he's pulling a Macob Jetts!
Boi he messed up again!
Wtf! Stop pulling a Macob Jetts!
Jesus Christ my lord and savior please save us from the Macob Jetts....

macob jetts by SomeActualStrangerYouKnow April 3, 2017

Briganos Maccos Brattae 

The Gallaic king of ancient Gallaecia in modern parts of Galicia, W. Asturias and N. Portugal.
Breoghan MacBratha is the modern Gaelic name.

The king of the Gallaeci was Briganos Maccos Brattae.

Briganos Maccos Brattae by GalaicoWarrior May 19, 2010

macoytard 

macoytard is a term for people who are god-awfully obsessed with the Philippines's late dictator's family, the Marcoses. A useless, tax-evading politician, he has been carrying his father's bloody and coincidentally, ill-gotten wealth ever since. Moronic Filipinos still worship this god-forsaken family due to the misinformation and urban legends surrounding their ill-gotten wealth and conspiracy theories which they now finally banked on, preying on old unsuspecting people and idiot teenagers.

He's a macoytard, he supports the Marcoses despite all the atrocities they did to the people.
macoytard ako putangina mo SOLIDBBM2022 padin

macoytard by theragingmole November 29, 2021

barry macockinher 

This is an actual name, pronounced exactly as it looks. one of the many hillarious names I got working as a teleservice representative

me:"may I please speak with Barry Macockinher? this is just regarding his membership with (organization name not used for legal purposes)"

barry macockinher by Miss Trauma March 10, 2009