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An item somewhat resembling a gherkin that you cannot eat, and can only wonder how delicious it would be if you ate it raw, or if you ate it cooked, or if you ate it boiled.
I looked at the maclanky and thought about how delicious it would be. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it raw. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it cooked. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it boiled.
maclanky by luggysp January 2, 2020
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John McClane 

n proper: Protagonist of the Die Hard series and BAMF who transcends humanity.
v: To defeat the terrorists using extremely creative means.
n: Who do you think you are, John McClane?
v:
1- to kill helicopter with building
2- to duct tape gun to your back
3- to kill a plane with a zippo lighter
4- to cross Mannhattan in a matter of minutes (truly impossible in case you've never been there)
5- to kill another helicopter with a telephone cable
6- to knock a guy out of a hilicopter with a fire hydrant
7- to kill a heicopter with a car
8- to drive through a power plant with an SUV
9- to kill an F-35 with a briefcase
10- to shoot yourself to shoot the guy right behind you
11- to do any of the above while on vacation

"I just John McClaned that dude in Halo!" (after driving a warthog into a banshee and having both explode as a result)
John McClane by Sean KF December 15, 2008
A fun, outgoing girl. Doesnt belong to a certain crowd. She could care less whether you like her or not. She has an amazing personality and can make anyone laugh. Usually very pretty and is a great, loyal friend. Anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend.
wow, im so glad im friends with MaLaney.
MaLaney by A-Balla 2010 November 18, 2009

malaneyed 

when someone actively pursues and steals your boyfriend or fiance
You know you've been malaneyed when you see your fiance with his tongue down the throat of another woman on national television.
malaneyed by a former fan March 4, 2009
Residents or natives of Macau, many Macanese people are fluent in both Portuguese and Cantonese. They are one of the coolest groups of people from Asia.
"Im American, what about you?"

"Im Macanese"
"NO WAY! i wish i was Macanese!"
Macanese by João Eduardo August 19, 2009
Man of the people. Enemy of women. Master of the three liquors and quite possibly the eighth wonder of the world.
He thought about making her breakfast, but instead slept in like a Mclane.
Mclane by mole-e-oh November 28, 2010