Luing 

Luing is another term for smoking, or having a cigarette.

Commonly used by most hardcore smokers, mainly used my the hardcore Lu'ers in the Guernsey grammar school sixth form centre.
It stands for 'Light up'.

Good etiquette states you must remind fellow luers how much of a pleasure it was luing with them.

Hello sir, coming for a heaven Lu?'
'Ofcourse sir, It would be a pleasure Luing with you.'

Luing by #1 Sixth Form Lu'er October 16, 2010

luing 

The act of asking someone a question in the hopes that he/she will, out of politeness, ask the same question in return, so that you can tell him/her something without sounding like an ass.

The question asked with such intentions is called a lu, not to be confused with the other definitions of lu on urbandictionary.com

A: "Hey how was your day?"
B: "It was okay... How about yours?"
A: "WELL, let me tell you everything that happened..."
B: "Oh, you were luing me. I don't want to hear your shit."

Another example of luing:

A: "How'd you do on that last test?"
B: "Terrible... you?"
A: "I got a perfect score, plus 15 points of extra credit. Thanks for asking."

luing by I hate life November 7, 2005

Lu-Luing

When you think you are amazing, but actually you draw inspiration from an international sex symbol, model, and fashionista who does the mentoring out of the goodness of their own heart.

Man that person is Lu-Luing hard right now. I feel bad for them

Lu-Luing by Mentor_God October 15, 2020

Sexting Lingo

Sexing lingo is used when sexters are too damn lazy to type the real thing. Mostly used by lazy ass teens that are trying to be sexy or trying to keep the stupid shit away from they're parents or teachers. The sexting always gets out in the end but nobody gives a shit enough to try and decipher the sexting lingo.

Many parents are afraid because they don't know Sexting Lingo but it doesn't really matter because most kids don't know it either.

Sexting Lingo by oceancats February 13, 2017

Ling Ling 

Ling Ling is the king of music. He can play any instrument, without any sacrilegious suspicions.

I thought you were practicing! Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, yet you are going nowhere. My son, you are a failure!

Ling Ling by earthlingalien January 26, 2019

Jesse Lingardinho 

Jesse Lingardinho is an English professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder or as a winger for Premier League club West Ham United, on loan from Manchester United, and the England national team.
Lingardinho is rated as one of the best footballers in the world and is in contention for the Ballon d'Or.
Lingardinho has the skills to pay the bills

"hey is that Jesse lingard"
"No thats Jesse lingardinho the widely regarded best footballer of all time"

Jesse Lingardinho by Honest_Football Fan April 17, 2021

lingardinho 

Lingardinho is the most legendary soccer player of all time, scoring thousands of goals and helping Man U win the champions league, and the World Cup. Even though Man U is a club he helped them win the World Cup

Wow Lingardinho made me cum

lingardinho by ppmolester November 15, 2020