Los Banos 

Los Banos is located at 37°3'44" North, 120°50'39" West (37.062356, -120.844174)1.

Los Banos is a town saturated with people that think high school are the best years of their lives. They think that the amount of alcohol they drink is indicative of how cool they are. This town is small, close minded, and inbred. Located in the San Joaquin Valley, Los Banos enjoys 100 degree summer days. Often called "The Bathrooms" because of a rought translation to english. This however is an insult to bathrooms, as nothing is shittier than Los Banos, Ca.

Person 1 - Have you been to Los Banos?
Person 2 - Yeah, it fucking sucks.

Los Banos by Kevin L. May 13, 2005

Los Banos 

A flat, Wild West Central California town that is home to many farmers, farmworkers, steakhouses, and cows. Children raised here rarely stay, but return at holidays and connect with each other at local bars. It does not have any pet psychics or cosmetic surgeons, but this does not diminish its inherent value or capacity to inspire its more creative and intelligent residents. As a result of their own shame and self-loathing, many of its former residents feel compelled to insult it, often while using poor spelling and inappropriate verb tenses.

Person 1: Los Banos sucks.
Person 2: What are you really saying?
Person 3: Deep down, I loathe myself.

Los Banos by Venetian Rose April 6, 2009

Los Banos 

Los Banos is a town, get over it.

Loser: Los Banus is a shitee plase were peeple lurn how not to spell gud. Every1 hates it.

Know it all: Los Banos is a place where my brain seems much larger then it actually is, especially when i insult the idiots who's parents probably dropped acid durring conception.

Me: You two should go kill each other.

Los Banos by Anon B. Fail January 7, 2012

Los Banos 

A shitty hick town. Located an hour away from the beloved bayarea. In a youngling's eyes: Los Banos features big head athletes to shitty rice rockets. If you do not go to college out of town, there is no way you can get out of "The Bathrooms".

LB should not be part of the map.

I hope Los Banos gets nuked.

Los Banos by canteverfindme February 6, 2010

Los Banos 

A small but diverse town consisting of a little more than 30,000 people. Something always seems to be happening, and the faggot no lives who are never involved in doing anything besides staying home either smoking weed,playing their shitty ass PS3's, or talking trash, always feel the need to insult the place they live at.

No Life: Hey this town fucking sucks, let's go to Gilroy and waste our lives away over there.

Cool Los Banos Badass: Your a faggot.

Los Banos by spoolingNuBs34 August 7, 2011

Los Banos 

A northern/central California town where you can get good Mexican food. Located an hour away from San Jose, which means you have to drive an hour to do everything because there’s NOTHING to do otherwise. Los Banos has a rundown and depressing feel. Everything is in Spanish. There are two high schools and both are bad. If you enjoy a nice fun outing at Target you might enjoy living here.

I am leaving San Jose to move to Los Banos. My life is over.

Los Banos by Mike F. July 9, 2022

Lorenz Los Banos 

In ancient time this word meant a handsome man with leadership qualities. Today it still means the same.

When I first met John Doe, he struck me as a Lorenz Los Banos.

Lorenz Los Banos by LDesiel October 3, 2007