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res ipsa loquitur 

The thing speaks for itself. Legal term for something which is self-evident.
res ipsa loquitur by Kurtz February 10, 2004
A straight male in love with a homosexual male, most likely one of exceptional personality, style, looks, taste, humor, and intelligence.

See also, liquito
Danny: You're the last boyfriend I'll ever have. I love you.

*Malik thinks "wow, that's some serious pressure*
Malik: I love you, too. *liquitor!*
Liquitor by MaliciousMal December 8, 2006

res ipsa loquitur prima facie 

Literally, " The thing, itself, speaks, at first face. "

An ideal of hermeneutics which insists that the logical foundation for an interpretation should be the most straightforward, most obvious, most logical, most self-evident reading which one would most likely assume from a text when taking it as it comes to one, or reading it as it as, in it's own terms and in its own words, at face value.

Ideally it is an attempt to read a text with fresh wide-open eyes, free from prejudices and preconceptions and all outside influences; as if reading it for the first time, with no foreknowledge, thereof. Ideal in theory but likely impossible in practice.

Further elaborations should be built upon this foundation if and only if sound, valid, objective, and logical reasons exist to support such deviations.
Your intrepretation seems contrived and doesn't fit well with the spirit of res ipsa loquitur prima facie.

res lipsa loquitur 

What a lady would think when seeing a huge juicy schlong dat she'd like to suck on --- "da thing speaks for itself" as far as seemingly inviting her to wrap her craving mouth around it.
Kisses-and/or-blowjobs-craving dudes could conceivably have da term "res lipsa loquitur" run through their own minds, also, if they spot a lady with shapely luscious speaking-appendages below her nose.