Librarians wield unfathomable power, bring order to chaos, wisdom and culture to the masses, preserve every aspect of human knowledge and rule the information universe.

Librarian by BeckyIB February 3, 2004

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Librarial Complex

noun {lahy-brair-ee-uhl kom-pleks}
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.

Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.

Librarial Complex by Tsarstepan April 25, 2010

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librarian hot

a strange and unfathomable quality that some women possess.

the ability to look amazingly attractive in traditionally very conservative clothes such as heavy sweaters, thick framed glasses and severe tied back hair styles. librarian hot women are almost always seen with a thick book of some kind

often can be used about female love interests in romantic comedies before their big makeover. the beauty is there, they're just not dressed glamorously.

that chick over there is so librarian hot.

librarian hot by Netp December 5, 2007

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school librarian

a depressed, old woman with a dead end job who likes to flaunt what little power she has over students who are only looking for fun.

dayum, miss bartolotti was being such a librarian.

school librarian by erik December 1, 2003

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