Leaf~

a creepy self absorbed pathological liar who thinks he is gods gift to humanity only to find out later that his only friend is his own tiny calloused over used penis wrinkle.

man that Leaf~ over there keeps spouting out bullshit

Leaf~ by anonymoouse April 18, 2010

Serbian Leaf 

the action of shoving a marijuana leaf up your partners asshole and fucking them for 15 minutes to get the leaf far up into their ass and then they shit it out and the person who put it in their ass has to smoke it

Guy 1: yo I did the Serbian leaf with my partner last week
Guy 2: how was it
Guy 1: it was amazing

Serbian Leaf by brian33337 October 14, 2023

leafmine 

Canine droppings in one's yard that are covered, hidden, obscured or otherwise camouflaged by fallen leaves or other autumnal debris.

My beautiful Fall afternoon was slightly tarnished when I rolled over a leafmine with the lawnmower, and then doubled down on the transaction when the left sole of my Adidas also found purchase.

leafmine by Duneedon November 8, 2018

Leafsing

blowing a big lead, choking, or doing something that makes you lose a game that you should win

The Toronto Maple Leafs are constantly leafsing big Game 7 leads.

Leafsing by AvsFan29 September 10, 2021

leaf ripper 

A person who rips leaves off evergreen bushes simply to tear them apart and throw away for the purpose of relaxation during a long journey on foot.

DD: Theres Ryder off tearing up the hedges again.

Hanlon: Yo man leave the kid alone he's just a leaf ripper!

leaf ripper by ronoc ryder April 4, 2010

Leafer Madness 

When large crowds of people, particularly from an urban area, head to smaller towns each fall to see the beautiful foliage causing large traffic jams

I tried to go to the grocery store but there was horrible traffic from all the New Yorkers trying to see the leaves! It was leafer madness!

Leafer Madness by Senor Dank Nugs October 5, 2021

Leafless Bush 

A vagina that has been shaved.

Chris: "I only hit it with chicks that have a leafless bush. Muff cabbage hurts my tummy."

Leafless Bush by Shaft12345 January 2, 2019