Larked

When one says they will be in a certain place at a certain time and then are (a) very late leaving you there on your own for ages or (b) text you saying they will be there soon leaving you there on your own for ages or (c) text you saying they wont be out at all after you have been there on your own for ages.

"Dude! he said he would meet me here at 8, its half nine now and I just got a text to say he's not comming, he's too tired".
"Nice, you got Larked"

Larked by the doz December 15, 2008

Larked

To have someone stuff an undisclosed amount of deli meat into your butt hole.

“Daniel spiced things up last night and stuffed my asshole with a knob of devon and an exuberant amount of salami sticks.” “Damn, bro! You were larked hard.”

Larked by Skeletor16 November 15, 2021

Lakedra 

The most beautiful girl you could ever have. Some would say a model, some would say an angel that fell from heaven. A girl that is on your mind 24/7. She always makes you smile and laugh, and will forever keep you happy.

That girl lakedra is something serious!!

Lakedra by Lakedra’s man October 21, 2018

William Laredo 

William is a fat blonde kid from marine park that can be seen in his natural habitat of riding a scooter and playing rust

Kid 1: Oh shit is that William Laredo?
Kid 2: Run.

William Laredo by KanyeWestFan666999 August 2, 2022

Larned 

A town in western kansas built on top of a hill for easy viewing access of indians. One can usually smell the aroma of the nearby feedlots. Encountering stoners or escapes from the State hospital nearby isn't uncommon.

"Man I really need to get high, let's go to Larned to get some weed!"

"Wow, Larned smells like cowshit!"

Larned by blondie1488 April 13, 2009

Lacked

messed up like got caught for some shit

damn that nigga lacked

Lacked by torontomans October 24, 2018

Nuevo Laredo 

A city that is south of Laredo, Texas and across the Río Grande river that is fucked up by a drug cartel and Mexican military (and federal police) confrontations, but that is not so boring as its american sister city.

Hey dude, let´s go to Nuevo Laredo, it´s kinda fucked up, but at least there´s more after-party going on over there.

Nuevo Laredo by zurdo1432 March 1, 2011