Laisted 

The lovely condition of getting laid while being severely intoxicated.

Brittany was so laisted last night - she had 5 Cherry Bombs and ended up having sex with Brad on the bathroom sink at the bar.

Laisted by Lish3 April 25, 2010

yellow listed

a person who does not wash their hands after urinating is placed on the 'yellow list', or they are 'yellow listed'

Co-worker: You may want to double up on the hand sanitizer after shaking hands with Edith, she was yellow listed last week.

yellow listed by katydid January 15, 2008

listed peek

unreactable peek

SHEESH that kid just listed peek'd

listed peek by cringefucker June 3, 2021

Listed Building 

The official term "listed building" means when a building is of importance ( historical or architectural ) and it can not be altered in anyway.

This means that if a girl is a listed building you carn't do anything with them as they are e.g. a mates ex, a mates sister, someone who's got a boyfriend, ect

Dude look at her --- Don't go there she a Listed Building
or
I would if she wasn't listed

Listed Building by A to the HCK January 24, 2011

wait-listed 

when an admissions rep says "you were almost good enough.." instead of growing a pair and denying you admission.

you are a great student, but just not great enough for us- you have been wait-listed. you don't suck, but you just aren't smart enough for our standards. thank you for applying!

wait-listed by clairisethepiece June 19, 2010

shit listed 

Being put on someone's shit list for any reason at all. When a teacher does this, it normally means that you have been given a lunch detention.

Talissa was eating in class, so Ms.Fordham shit listed her.

shit listed by afkldlhsg February 17, 2008

brown listed

When a person of middle eastern decent is banned from a plane fight because of their name or color of skin.

Osama Durka Durka was brown listed because he was kinda brown and reminded the flight attendant of a suicide bomber.

brown listed by dingo909090 June 8, 2011