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Lagstronaut

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A person in online gaming whose ping is so high that the only place they could be playing from is outer space.
Player1: "Wow this guys ping is trough the roof! He killed my 10 seconds after I went behind the wall!"
Player2: "Must be some lagstronauts playing the game on the ISS".
by hel112570 August 6, 2020
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fagstronaut

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A homosexual male who seeks out males who have never engaged in homosexual activity.

A homosexual male who has gone where no other fag has gone before.
Bruce has hooked up with so many heteros that everyone calls him a fagstronaut.

Dude, do you see that straight dude over there? I'm going to earn my fagstronaut wings tonight.
by the real el dangeroso September 9, 2009
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Lashtronaut

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Turbo bloke/lad who imbibes copious amounts of l'alcool.
You are a lashtronaut.
by supermassiveturbolad October 10, 2009
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Ladstronaut

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A lad that has such a high level of ladness that he is out of this world. A major lad. A lad that outdoes other lads.
"Did you see what Paul did before?"
"Yes omg, what a Ladstronaut"
by E-Dog H September 6, 2013
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vagstronaut

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Guy 1: You goin to vagstronaut training this weekend??
Guy 2: Hell nah. I got aids last week.
Guy 1: Aw man.
Guy 3: aw man.
by vastronaut March 24, 2021
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