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Krunkenstein 

1. One who is in a perpetual state of intoxication, living their life in a zombie-like state. (usual alcohol or weed induced, sometimes opiates as well)

2. One who is on an alcohol/drug bender lasting days even weeks.

3. One who is prone to passing out or falling down from intoxicants.

4. a drinking (or drugging) buddy. when used in this context it is a term of endearment.

Synonyms: drunk, drunkass, alcoholic, stoner, pothead, pillhead, drinking buddy, reefqueef, diareahea shart madness and homie.

Antonyms: crackhead, speedfreak, etc.


editors note: krunkenstein can have a transient connotation as it can be temporary if the person is only krunk certain times a month but the word is usually reserved for someone who is ALWAYS fucked up on drugs and alcohol.
Malcontent:
"Damn krunkenstein! you shit in the bathwater!!!"

"Fuck you krunkenstein, you don't remember shit you were passed out!"

endearment:
"yo krunkenstein whatcha want from the beer store?"

"We are going to a booze buffet for our liquid lunch down at the tittay bar wanna come krunkenstein?"

Neutral:
"Alright krunkenstein, it's your turn to clean the fishtank"
Krunkenstein by typevx October 15, 2008
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"Yo, you got some killa lines, your straight up krunkenstein on those versus, dawg"
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