Kraos
He's literally so fucking manly, like holy shit. One of the best gamers to ever walk to earth, All the ladies are soaking when he enters the room.
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are you feeling it now mr.krabs by shrekfest December 9, 2016
Martina Krašna
Woman named Martina Krašna, also known as "MC Lukcva". Who came to the scene with her educational video "števila 1 do 10"
Years later she won her first platinum song with "jezus hvala ti"
She is proudly preeching the word of god and at the same time breeding as fast as possible with currently 8 kids and one destroyed vagina.
Years later she won her first platinum song with "jezus hvala ti"
She is proudly preeching the word of god and at the same time breeding as fast as possible with currently 8 kids and one destroyed vagina.
Martina Krašna by Enfant123 March 26, 2021
The Kratos
"The Kratos" is the ultimate sexual maneuver/finisher
Step 1: You insert one fist/arm into a woman's anus.
Step 2: You insert the other fist/arm into the same woman's vagina.
Step 3: You then lift the woman above your head, roar, and tear the woman in half.
Step 4: Collect her orbs.
Step 5: Level Up!
Step 1: You insert one fist/arm into a woman's anus.
Step 2: You insert the other fist/arm into the same woman's vagina.
Step 3: You then lift the woman above your head, roar, and tear the woman in half.
Step 4: Collect her orbs.
Step 5: Level Up!
"Dude, I totally performed The Kratos on your mom last night. I leveled up twice. I want to say I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm not."
The Kratos by Tygerwulf October 28, 2011
Mr. Krabs
An underwater crab who is very greedy and will kill for any amount of money, big or small. He also has crab lice, which runs rampant in his house because of all the two cent hookers that he pays only two cents to sleep with him. They are usually ones with a snatch that smells like fish and that has wizard sleeves.
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh!"
Spongebob: "What's wrong Mr. Krabs?"
Mr. Krabs: "Me genitals is itching!"
Spongebob: "Mr. Krabs, you really should stop sleeping with those prostitutes."
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh! Shut up, boy! You haven't even been laid yet!"
*Spongebob begins to cry.
Spongebob: "What's wrong Mr. Krabs?"
Mr. Krabs: "Me genitals is itching!"
Spongebob: "Mr. Krabs, you really should stop sleeping with those prostitutes."
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh! Shut up, boy! You haven't even been laid yet!"
*Spongebob begins to cry.
Mr. Krabs by Alyssaisthebomb February 18, 2011