Kersplonka

Slang for ass, similarly to how "badonkers" is used as a term for breasts. Can also be spelled like "Kersplonker".

You've got MASSIVE Kersplonkas, dude. Double caked up on a Thursday afternoon, right there.

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kersplunk

The noise made when someone with a mega penis drops his pants, and the Thing drops to the floor, surprising everyone.

I flashed the people at Wal-Mart, and it was a total kersplunk.

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noun: A plonker whose actions are especially idiotic, eliciting surprise from any witnesses to their actions.

kerplonk by Two9A January 25, 2011

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It is a word to describe the sound a small rock or tiny object makes when hitting liquid.

"It went KERSPLOINK when it hit the water."

"That tiny turd did a big kersploink in the toilet. Such a nice sound .."

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Dude, your friend just kersploinkied so hard.

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When the biggest dick touches the juiciest pussy and it makes a juicy clapping sound

We make the perfect kersplunk.

kersplunk by nediaaaaa March 21, 2023

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A sound made when a solid lands in a liquid .

Brad's kerplunkage from the beer pong game made him the talk of the town

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