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kamari’s cock

A large holy relic given to this land by the gods. Because of it’s ancient power, those touched by the great relic are given pleasure beyond their greatest belief. This staff of the hods was created to maintain peace and order throughout Kamari’s life of sexual tensions. Through the usage of this relic, children are always born to optimum standards and the children are horribly behaved, so much so that the first child of this relics seed that will he born in time will become something so great, the gods will bless them with their power and grace.

In short, kamari’s cock is a item that can only be used by the great lord kamari and noone else. The relic was cursed to be used only by females

- Jesus
This relic is so powerful, words can’t even begin to describe its valor, only emotions can do so. It’s astounding! A relic of ancient power and valor

Damn kamari’s cock is so holy!
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Kamala Salad 

Kamala Salad is speech holding a microphone that sounds coherent for the first 3-4 words and exponentially becomes more difficult to understand with each subsequent word, while ending with a witch's cackle and shit-eating grin.
For example, "Oh no, she spewing Kamala Salad again talking about how we need to bring peace to the world because bringing the world peace allows all people to feel the peace that world wants to feel."
Kamala Salad by DreamNoLibs October 18, 2023

kumalala kumalala kamala savesta ***** talking crazy we gon hit him in his chesta oo na na na na saveata oo na na na na savesta 

kumalala kumalala kamala savesta ***** talking crazy we gon hit him in his chesta oo na na na na saveata oo na na na na savesta

kamarastiiiy 

a game using smores, cards and fbi kind of stuff "secrets only people in the real fbi know"
lets play KAMARASTIiiy!
kamarastiiiy by john poop cup October 9, 2008

sucked the kumara 

any circumstance in which the intended outcome has been subverted, or the original of whatever it is has broken
Wow - what happened to your car?

It sucked the kumara.
sucked the kumara by Wordyboy December 19, 2008