The sexiest creation. He has a Godly physique, the girls love him but he always seems to have time for the boys. He is the funniest person you will ever meet and brings the mood of the group up.
The cutest, most amazing, most gorgeous girl alive, everything about her is everything someone could want in girl, she has beautiful eyes and a beautiful smile, shes pretty much perfect.
Derived from an public servicecommercial aired during the 70's. The commercial describes Noah as the first to carpool. Kalaka is "ancient Babylonian" for carpool.
1. A chode
2. An expression that symbolizes a douchebag with a penis wider than it is long.
3. An expression that symbolizes that your a piece of shit.
1. You're such a kilokasai!
2. "KILOKASAI" (Say the word alone to mindfuck others into thinking it's gibberish, but in reality its saying that they are a fuckin chode)