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KPH (Konichis Per Hour.

KPH is a term (relating to Kilometers Per Hour, where faster is generally better) used to describe events and/or objects that add fun, entertainment or a positive spin to a gathering of friends/relatives/homies.

It would also be acceptable to use KPM (Konichis Per Minute - relating to a tachometer in an automobile) in a sense of describing something that's "revving up" the activity at hand.
"We have to grab some Keystones to add some extra KPH!"
KPH by cr00kedview August 3, 2007
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A KPH is a way of measuring speed. One KPH is equal to and somtimes greater than the speed of light. In some regions it's compared to 5x the speed of Paul. It defies the laws of physics
Wow look at that guy he is going 4x the speed of Paul, that's almost one KPH
KPH by Some dude 87 September 1, 2013
Related Words
KPH kphoria kphunt KPHX 500 kph
The speed that a person runs to get a charger when his/her phone is on 1%
Oh snap, did you see her run 500 kph to get her charger.
500 kph by UDIMF August 10, 2021
The ICAO airport code for "Phoenix Sky Harbor International"
City: Phoenix
State: Arizona
Country: USA
KPHX by +ICAO+ June 5, 2004
Person Lacking in manners, rude or abnoxious behaviour
That Kphunt, cut me off on Interstate 5
kphunt by Tyrone Simmons July 20, 2006
Jon: "Hey bro, do you know what a Kphoria is?"
Kevin: "..."
*sweet dreams riff starts playing"