juanica

once every five years, a whale with antlers, crawls out of the ocean to molest small children.

Don't go outside today Bradley, it's the year of Juanica.

juanica by Aubrie Taylor April 13, 2006

juanico

spanish for hot and sexy beast juanico is a term used by the spanish to name sex gods it has believed that the people who are called juanico has a large penis and has extra ordinary powers in bed..

1) man i wish i was called a juanico

2) damn you can now be called a juanico

3) he is my sex god in other word he's my juanico

juanico by joeden December 16, 2008

san juanico 

Small pueblo belonging to the municipality of cotija. The people there love to party and get drunk. Most people go there during December from California, Texas, and New York. It is home of the Vegas, Garcias, Luas, and Reyes. Be careful who you mingle with because the whole Pueblo will find out who you slept with the night before. They have an event called La función where they party for a week and all the money earned is used for modernization of the Pueblo. But the people organizing the event usually steals the money and they have alot if trash talk about who's running it next.

Hey let's go to San Juanico.

People in San Juanico are all inbreed.

Q: What part of San Juanico you live in?

R: La burrera

san juanico by La masacuata June 23, 2016

juanice 

loyalest person on the entire planet. does not care about what you think nor about what they think. gives advice and doesn’t take it. will be there for you 1/7 days in the week. when they love, they love hard and don’t look in anyone else’s direction.

my partner juanice is so blunt, and can be rude but i love them.

juanice by futh8r November 24, 2021

juanica

whales with antlers beating the shit out of ghetto mother fuckers and towel heads

there aint no fucking word

juanica by U KNOW THE NAME April 13, 2006

juanica

Fresh pot of coffee in an architects office, dublin, ireland.

That's a lovely brew of juanica.

If you send me another fresh Juanica, i'll beat the shit out of you !

juanica by Eugene March 13, 2003

Juanrico

He likes to annoyed people. He is small, but have a witty side. He is into friends, he will never leave his friend even if someone made him choose. He is undecided man, he don't like to talk about futures because he has a motto 'what happens, then happened'. He's not sweet, nor cold. He is meticulous. A man that won't get down because of his pride.

juanrico: he is also a numb person! he remembers everything excepts his sins.

Juanrico by prttyrh January 23, 2022