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john tesh 

One of the most unique, talented, otherworldly,decent persons this side of the world. Also a Cancer.
"Dude, did you enjoy his concert? It rocked hard!"

"Yeah! He makes Avril Lavigne look like a real dumb-a**!"

Johntesh 

standard froggo
capable of breathing under water at a younger age
amphibious and known for affinity to water
Girl 1: "Have you seen that Johntesh near the pond?"
Girl 2: "Yeah! It had the Atlantic Ocean between his eyes!"
Johntesh by Amphibian Scholar M.d. December 7, 2017