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Jewberty 

The process in which a young jew grows into a adult jew rapidly in a certain period, such as the enlargening of the nose.
Daniel is going through jewberty!
Jewberty by gnolruf122 March 7, 2011
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An online celebrity. Rarely ever actually famous, but often wildly popular on sites like Youtube or Twitter. Sometimes has a blog where they share their "deep, dark secrets" with the internet world.
Wow, Alex started up his fourth blog, second Youtube channel, just joined Twitter, and already has 4,568,653 viewers. He's becoming quite the ceWebrity.

guy: oh man, did you read Rob Anderson's blog yesterday?
girl: no, should i have?
guy: well... not really. He's only a CeWebrity.
CeWebrity by broadwaybaby729 August 2, 2009
Who's in charge of this Jewrority
Jewrority by Imheretohelp December 21, 2008

Jewberitus 

A terrible disease only the most annoying of annoying people ever get sick from.

Symptoms: Nose picking, crying over everything, being an all around Jew, enjoying watching guys bend over, changing your normal person name to something very, very queer, having long, greasy hair, being mildly retarded, sucking at life, thinking you are a good musician, basically being the Joe Dirt of the Joe Dirts.

How to rememdy this disease: Sorry, Jewberitus is an mainly uncurable disease that only Chuck Norris can cure, with a roundhouse kick straight to the face.
See that David kid? I hear he has Jewberitus.

Taber really needs to get kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, I hear it's the only way to clear up his Jewberitus.
A person who is only famous or became famous primarily on the internet.
Thanks to her Youtube video, that chick is a cewebrity!
cewebrity by Jeph S. April 20, 2011
Any individual who has achieved internet fame. Many have a fan base but are unknown to the general mainstream society. Scene queens are known as being cewebrities.
- derived from "web" and "celebrity."
Internet noob-OMG that guy looks so familiar who is he?

Kewl Chick-Have you been living under a rock? That's none other than Mister Motherfucking Erick! He became a cewebrity on myspace for his constant whoring. He's practically Jeffree Star!

internet noob-Oh snap! Think we could get a picture to show our friends who have no idea who he is?

Kewl Chick- oh noez, he's WAY too cool for us.