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Jesus mode

Basically the opposite of sicko mode. Can be used when going to a place that you have to act socially acceptable, such as church or a funeral, or if you need to do good in a presentation or test for school.
"I'm about to go Jesus mode on the test."
Jesus mode by 241Bundalo March 21, 2019

defense mode jesus 

When Jesus is threatened, he is known to go into this stance. He has much higher defense ratings, but he is much slower and vulnerable to crucifictions.
Omg Omg Omg!?!?! Is that Defense Mode Jesus?

Oh noes!!! Crucify him, and fast!

Modern Jesus 

Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.
Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!
Modern Jesus by Pennella August 14, 2017

JESUSMOSES 

An expression to show shock or disgust to biblical proportions. Commonly used in extremely small towns like Centralia, IL. It must always be shouted.
JESUSMOSES!!!! that was a bad shot.
JESUSMOSES by Jaffer Merchant April 24, 2005