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Jessie J 

An amazing singer with an amazing personality and an amazing voice. The singer of "Do it like a Dude" which was number 1 on Itunes in UK for 2 weeks. She also co wrote "Party in the USA" sung by Miley Cyrus. Justin Timberlake called her the best singer in the world and Britney Spears is a fan of her.

Has a British accent but sings in an American accent. Real name is Jessica Ellen Cornish. Jessie J came top of the BBC's Sound of 2011 list and received Critics' Choice at the 2011 BRIT Awards.
Man'dem 1: Who is this insanely awesome song by?
Man'dem 2: Jessie J. Duh!!!
Jessie J by VegasGirl18 May 18, 2011
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Jessie J 

A british Singer/Songwriter whos debut album titled "Who You Are" dropped in April of 2011. She first saw fame when she began writing tracks for singers Chris Brown and Miley Cyrus. The most successful track she co-wrote is "Party in the U.S.A.", which gained Platinum certification in many countries.
American: Who is Jessie J? i saw her on SNL once..

Brit: You've never heard of Jessie J? She is Britian's new Pop sensation!
Jessie J by ukaccessjessiej June 1, 2011

Bad Luck Jessie J 

A meme made about the singer Jessie J. Like Bad Luck Brian. Also a badass mofo.
Bad Luck Jessie J: "Gets taken down like a domino. Breaks leg."

"Jessie J has a lot of bad luck!"

jessie jessie t

a fat hoe. she is a roach and is married to harry styles
jessie jessie t by bnelson1 June 21, 2019
Makes a good friend.
Amazing woman if born before the 1990's, creative, intelligent and motivated with a sense of adventure and ready to work their butt off. Loves the country.
Post 90's awkwardly searching for self worth, will enter industries for fame, any sort, but lacking integrity.
Jessie-jo the yodelling g cowgirl
jessie-jo by Insatiable land January 20, 2017

Jessie Joint 

A joint that is way too skinny and tight. Kind of like those overpriced Vogue cigarettes that used to kick about. Mind them? Ridiculous. A Jessie joint requires small girl like fingers to avoid crushing it and the skinny tight nature of this abomination means that often it's hard to pull smoke through the joint. You feel like you're getting high, but you're not, you're just starving your brain of oxygen.
King: Oh man what is this thing? A fucking toothpick?

Jessie: Nah man.... it's calm, everyone just uses too much baccy.

King: Bruv, this is all paper. No baccy, no weed either. Absolute Jessie Joint.
Jessie Joint by 72K Gold May 14, 2021

Jessie James 

The female version of the old western criminal jesse james. Wanted dead dead or alive for robbing banks and gunning down people.
She's like a modern day jessie james.
Jessie James by AmberN June 29, 2016