Star basketball player for the Houston Rockets. Also known as the guy in the NBA with that outrageous beard. Until this dude can play defense and lead the Rockets to a championship, he'll never be on the same level as Hakeem's greatness and never on the same level as Yao's wisdom.

I could trust James Harden when the ball is in his hand. Can't say the same thing when he's on the other end of the court.

James Harden by jc4493 September 1, 2020

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James Harden

A Nba player that won mvp last season. He is know for his stepback shooting and his 60 point triple double. Probably one of the best shooters in the NBA. He also used to never play defense.

Guy 1: Hey did you see that triple double by James Harden.

Guy 2 :Yea It was sick

James Harden by Ok....... November 5, 2018

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James Harden

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Dontai: hey man, I just saw a picture with Lil Baby and James… James… uhhh.. the basketball player..
YourRage: James Harden?
Dontai: Harden this dick in yo mouth HAHAHAAH GOTTEM

James Harden by Guh uh uhhhhhhhh August 23, 2021

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James Harden

A generational playoff choker. Likes to ghost in elimination games. Loves to pass when he is open for a layup.

Embiid: Bro just shoot the ball, you we're open
Maxey: Embiid, you do know that you are talking to James Harden right?
Embiid: My bad

James Harden by LeSionLover1234 May 15, 2023

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