Jake a 

A man who is the definition of a lesbian and thinks he is good a basketball when he cannot play for his life

Jake a is a Jewish rich kid.

Jake a by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT December 26, 2018

Jake a screw 

To cam out, fall off or drop a screw while trying to install something. More commonly referred to as JAKE!

John jaked another screw! He is the king of Jake a screw. John is the captin of the jale a screw team

Jake a screw by Dominik the fat kid January 21, 2023

Give Jake a blowie day 

December 8 give Jake a blowie day

Jake: Bro it's November 8th yk what that means it's "Give Jake a blowie day" 😈 *unzips boxers*
Other person: *mouth filled with cum*

Give Jake a blowie day by Yo momma ahahaha December 8, 2021

give jake a hand job day 

on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.

i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.

give jake a hand job day by best rust player in the school May 5, 2023

did a jake paul 

when you announce you hit a milestone or certain amount of followers but right when you do that you lose followers

"hey dude ! I hit 900 followers on instagram!"
"no you didnt you lost em- you just did a jake paul"

did a jake paul by ayeej September 3, 2017

to pull a jake 

verb; to act or behave like a retard in more than one way

to pull a jake: "Man, I got banned on LS-RP for sharing my account. I pulled a jake..."

to pull a jake by gundus September 19, 2016

Do a Jake Hall 

To prop one's self up using one's penis. Deriving from the case of Lord Aticus Jackanory 'Jake' Hall, the famed vagabond/socialite of 1880s Manchester, who often fell asleep while selling 'Horton's Big Review' outside the Manchester Piccadilly station. He became a fixture of debutante box-socials following a remarkable incident, and is still known as the 'grand-father of Cheshire'. One report in the Manchester Guardian, dated 1 May 1886, reads: "An astounding event occurred last eve when the vagabond Lord Aticus 'Jake' Hall, of the once landed Halls of Fairweather, was discovered a-tripoded, a large protrusion from his groin keeping the sleeping honourable gentleman upright. The sight caused quite a stir as street urchins vied for the honour of seating themselves upon the member and splashing within the red pool formed at its end. Several swoonings were reported in the area, most notably the Lady Agashly, but the good Dr Lumbardi, or, the swarthy Savoyard as he is known in fashionable circles, has said that these incidences were unrelated to the folly of nature, being rather as a result of the unseasonably 'varm veafer'. 'And an ooga booga to you too' I told him! In other news, the late spring frost is expected to last for another week." Despite local fame/fortune, including a brief stint as headline in Buffalo Bill's 1887 tour of the 'mill country', Hall is reputed to have died in a Rochdale poorhouse, bemoaning his 'portentous prick of doom, and every tear shed thereby'.

He was so far gone he was close to collapse, but then he only went and did a Jake Hall!!

or

Remeber, if ever you think you might lose your balance, just do a Jake Hall.

Do a Jake Hall by Mario Mudd January 15, 2011