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Jacksnap 

A person that doesn't understand jack, yet, still makes snap judgements with the narcissistic belief they are the smartest person in the room and know whats best for everyone.
Anarchists are such jacksnaps that think they can fix the world but live in their mom's basement.
Jacksnap by DirtiestD November 18, 2014

Jackshapher 

The coming together of many friends to celebrate the birth of the three most important of the lot.
I was very excited to be invited to Jackshapher '09, and I knew I couldn't miss it.
Jackshapher by bobbobobbobob January 18, 2009

JacksGaper 

My friend is a total JacksGaper .
JacksGaper by DDMichelle April 4, 2013

Jacksnap 

noun. A person who is a jackass and subconsciously knows that they are acting in that manner!
Look at that man over there yelling! What a Jacksnap!
Jacksnap by mystical_luna13 September 12, 2009

Jackslap 

a common term used by military firefighters, meaning to "dust of the bitch slap" or to "Slap you with the back of one's hand". This is commonly used from one soldier to another if someone says or does something stupid, pushes just the right buttons, or irritates another soldier.
"Soldier, I will jackslap the cowboy piss out of you if I don't get my goddamn newspaper back!"
Jackslap by Bryan H. September 13, 2006

jackslap 

v. - a severe and often extremely painful beating. Thus usually used only for intimidation purposes
ie.. "if you don't stop that shit I'm gonna jackslap you like a monkey"
jackslap by Zman July 18, 2004