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1. The acronym to "Jerk Off Like A Rhesus Monkey," which alludes to an attractive woman's affect on a man. 2. Sometimes the acronym serves as a scale that measures the level of attractiveness by identifying the number of times jerking off is required.
1. Tonight I was so turned on thinking about John's wife that I JOLARMED repeatedly before I could get to sleep. 2. John's wife is a 5 JOLARMER.
JOLARM by Sui Fung Pee October 20, 2006
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Jolari is someone who is brave,a nigga,an amzaing person,a kind hearted person,some people call him JJ and he is super litt, and someone who gets a lot of pussy,also who pulls hoes, on top of that someone who is a Leader and the persons Snapchat is @jjrocks20024
jolari by Jolari Jones July 12, 2018
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Adjective:

1. A state of neither like or dislike, a distaste that leans to indifference but never quite reaches.

Example: A fly in the room you’re not inclined to swat since there’s nothing, food, for it to fuck with-in theory-but it Fucks with everything that it can possibly get it’s little clean, yet “stigmatizely” disgusting, body on. You don’t really think about it except for when it buzzes in your ear, then you observe it, and keep it pushing.
Gotta say, I’m really starting to Jolamar you Margret...
Jolamar by MrsSucmiuff January 23, 2019

Jolarsystem 

The act of spinning a string of Christmas tree lights in the dark. First defined because Joel thought it looked like the solar system.
"Dude, it looks like the solar system."
"It's the Jolarsystem"
Jolarsystem by Syd Jesus April 13, 2009

Jokarman 

An absolute weirdo who prefers having fun and trolling during games than actually winning them.
Denny you are such a Jokarman, cucking me on the last lap of Mariokart...
Jokarman by Jokarman November 24, 2018

lord jolam 

huge person whose presence makes you bow down.

+7 incher + weed + not virgin
all hail lord jolam
Jolam: shut the fuck up s***z
lord jolam by sir balero May 24, 2023
Yo-Mama with a different pronounciation! Jolama!
Oh yea?!? Jolama's so fat....
jolama by Philip Shin November 25, 2003