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Ass Itch 

/æs ɪʧ/

Adjective
To describe people who intentionally create chaos out of pure boredom.
A word to describe some man just wanna watch the world burn

Origin
A Cantonese Colloquial, commonly used in Hong Kong.

People in Hong Kong believe that one starts to scratch one's ass when one has nothing to do. So when people claim that their ass itches or when people start to scratch their ass, people in Hong Kong will assume that they're bored and that they have nothing to do. As time goes by, ass scratching becomes unsatisfying to those who asses itch. They then start to do things that could be chaotic to other people for absolutely no reason.
Example:
A: Dude, why would you create definition for a made up word on this itch in the ass website!?
B: Because my ass itches 🌝

A: Did you have an itch in the ass? Why did you offset this one tile on the bathroom floor? You're ruining the whole pattern!
B: 🌝
A: Stop making that ass itching face!
Ass Itch by jft9356 June 30, 2017

making my ass itch 

Ass itching means that you’re annoying me or something is bothering you
Oh my gawd stop being so loud it’s making my ass itch

you make my ass itch 

You make my ass itch means that you turned me off or I'm just not feeling you
Some guy: you're type cute
Girl: ugh, you make my ass itch

ass itch 

An itching of the anus, usually caused by poor hygiene, sometimes the result of inferior toilet paper.
"I had to use the cheap single-ply toilet paper at work and now I have ass itch. "
ass itch by Baver April 24, 2014

Itchassness 

The term "itchassness" is slang term for when you have a bad case of itchy ass. itchassness broke out as a wide-spread epidemic catch phrase, and has been played out, forgot about and played out again throughout the states.
John: "I Gotta bad case of itchassness"

Ronald: "me too, ask your mom if she's into scratchassness, it's right in the crack."
Itchassness by Chadly McBrix January 14, 2010