Italian Fleshlight 

When you take two pieces of bread and shove salami in it to make an oval shape and use tomato sauce for lube and fuck it.

I'm horny, lemme grab my Italian Fleshlight!!!

Italian Fleshlight by WhitestKnight January 15, 2020

Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight 

A nigga ass italian fleshlight is just what it sounds like. First, you microwave two hot pockets for two and a half minutes and then you take a shit into one of them. You then give the other one to your homie/victim. Then, once he needs to shit, you strap him down and shove the other poopy hot pocket into his ass. You then, use that poopy hot pocket while it's inside of him, as a fleshlight. Thus, you have completed the "nigga ass italian fleshlight" maneuver.

Toni: Heyyy! I'm walking hereee
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*

Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight by MinecraftBfandGf September 28, 2019

italian flashlight 

The act of taking your shaft and smacking another's balls until they shart shoot a load on your stomach in the dark.

I gave Paul an Italian flashlight before bed.

italian flashlight by SillyTurtleTits July 14, 2016