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In the Wallet 

Indicates who the more important girl is when a guy is cheating. If you're in the wallet, you are the girlfriend, fiancée, wife, more important girl. If you are NOT in the wallet, you are the sidepiece, goomar, the other woman, the less important woman.

Can be a physical picture in the wallet, but is mostly used as a reference to being in a someones heart/special place/thinking of someone seriously. You don't get told if you're in the wallet/out of the wallet by the guy, someone else tells you
1)

A: That asshole was cheating on me

B: I don't think so. You're weren't even in the wallet

2)

A: He's not really upset about the fact you caught him, you're not the one in the wallet
In the Wallet by kf, April 10, 2020
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rip in the wallet 

Rip in the wallet means something that is very over priced, similar to rip off.

fuck you in the wallet 

When someone puts a dent in your personal funds because they are a financial burden or they are a gold digging whore
Dan- "I really feel my new girlfriend wants to fuck me soon it's our tenth date but my 14 year old daughter is always there needing money for the mall "
Friend- "C'mon Dan, here, take a cold one, it sounds like both of them are tryin to fuck you in the wallet"

Wallet In The Money 

A phrase that is neither negative or positive and is solely meant to express one's exasperation towards another
"Man why do you have to be such a wallet in the money"

Old like the condom in your wallet 

A: Check out the NEW JZ collection!
B: NEW?! It's Old like the condom in your wallet.

walled in the status 

When you have a Facebook Wall-to-Wall with someone and due to Facebook's new complicated homepage layout, you write your wall comment in the "What's on your mind?" box, exposing everyone to the conversation.
Oh damn. I walled in my status again. Ugh. How lame.

I wish I hadn't walled in the status. Now it's public knowledge that I had anal with Ja'mie.
walled in the status by Mb500 March 26, 2009

waller in the holler 

Going down on a redneck girl; Similar to Yodel in the Valley, it has been heard from the mouths of Kentucky girls.
My boyfriend was all excited 'bout the Cats win and wanted some action. I told him he better "waller in the holler" first!
waller in the holler by dizzlebug October 14, 2010