Humbert 

1. An adult (usually male) who harbors and/or expresses inappropriate affections for a minor. From the character of the same name in Vladmir Nabokov's infamous novel Lolita.

2. An inanimate object of the same description.

"My French teacher just stares at the cheerleaders all during class. He's such a Humbert!"

Humbert by loveyouto October 1, 2005

Humbert 

The narrator of Vladimir Nabokov's 'Lolita'. Humbert (who is about 36) falls in love with Lolita (who is around 12 when he first meets her), and the two have a bizarre sexual relationship, even though he is her stepfather. Humbert is a complex character, and despite the fact he ruined Lolita's childhood, readers often end up pitying him at the end of the book, when he declares his love for Lolita and tries to fix what he has done by trying to protect Lolita.

Teacher : It's not wrong to feel sorry for Humbert when you finish the book.

Humbert by HelloHumbert August 8, 2013

humbert 

the last name of a hot man from yfmts

this is puff puff humbert! isnt he hot?

humbert by piptigavursaA March 25, 2023

Humbert 

another word for the left nipple

Dude my humbert is burnin'

Humbert by Humbertnib April 20, 2008

Humbert hardon 

A subtle indication of an older man's lust for a young girl. Named after the celebrated pedo Humbert Humbert, the unreliable narrator and protagonist of Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita".

As the 12 year old figure skater completed her spin, my Dad took out his camera, snapping shot after shot. I got a creepy feeling that he had a Humbert hardon.

Humbert hardon by Whip-poor-will January 1, 2013

Humbert Humbert

A mentally ill narcissistic pompous prick who is a victim of his own desires.

Humbert Humbert is the main character and anti-hero of Lolita.

Humbert Humbert by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh October 28, 2024

Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen 

First appearing in the Ghibli movie, "Whisper of the Heart", and again in the 2002 movie, "The Cat Returns", Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen is the coolest character to ever walk on the face of the Earth. He is a half cat/ half human creature dress in a suit and top hat. He is the most dapper person you'll ever meet and he fights with a freaking cane.

He also referred to as "Baron". His best friends are Toto the crow and Muta the fat cat. They the Cat Bureau, a investigation organization

God, Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen is so cool, I can barely pronounce his name

Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen by blahblahblahblahyaddayaddayadd May 5, 2011