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A person's honkus is his/her rear end
I went roller skating and fell right on my honkus
Honkus by Delmar Stepteau August 21, 2003
A small reptillian mammal that flourishes in the dark places of the human anus
man I got Honkus's in my ass
Honkus by Honkus January 21, 2003
A fictional deity used in place of Jesus, popularized by the bumper sticker slogan "Jeez If You Love Honkus" (a parody of "Honk If You Love Jesus").
Jeez If You Love Honkus
Honkus Is My Co-Pilot
Honkus by Godzillatemple May 16, 2007

honkus of the bonkus 

A sickness or illness, the cause which can either be known or undetermined. eg. - a bad cold, the flu, etc.
"I won't be coming for a visit, I have honkus of the bonkus."
honkus of the bonkus by OldCoot54 October 8, 2011

honkus ponkus

The goose who performs magic tricks because he himself is a witch. Find image on Google you’ll understand
Hey, have you seen Honkus Ponkus, he’s the greatest goose witch ever.
honkus ponkus by Whyjustwhy September 15, 2020

Wee Honkus 

"That kid swervin 5 cars ahead is a real wee honkus."
Wee Honkus by Largemember May 15, 2018