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Holzbaugh 

(n.) A holzbaugh is something that can neither be bought or sold. However, A holzbaugh is very likely to listen to Chris Brown. According to ledgend a Holzbaugh, will rear its head in the early hours of twilight only when Look At me Now is being played. On a scientific note Holzbaughs are more than likely to have crappy cars made of poo.

Things to help you point out Holzbaughs:
1. They sing Look at Me Now. Or say things like "I hat You", "woooooooooowwwwwaaaaa", "omg....damnit", "NarNar", also none for singing "get Pooped on".
2. They date cute lil women named Michelle.
3. when encountering one, you can make it evolve by peltting it with rocks, and sacrificing a goat to satan while screaming, HEZBOLLAHGESTAFALLAH.
Andrew Holzbaugh is not something you should look up on facebook.
Holzbaugh by southpkmaniac October 14, 2011
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Holobaugh 

adjective; used to describe a person who is particularly evil, despicable, brutish, or a general faggot; a horrible person.
man, my science teacher is a total Holobaugh! or, Man I hate that guy; he is such a holobaugh.
Holobaugh by purplepriest123 November 15, 2011
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Holzbauer 

The last name of people who succeed. People who have this last name are a important part of your life if you ever pass by them. They are chatty and are jokesters.
Girl: Did you see those Holzbauers?
Boy: I know they are so funny
Holzbauer by Potato15 February 25, 2021